Bullshit

There is a saying, "Same shit, different day." Well, friends, here is a game that is not the same old shit. It does involve shit, but no toilet paper is needed. So get comfortable on your favorite throne and let us tell you about a little game called Bullshit.

The game begins with all of the players involved gathering around a table. Every player must choose a name, usually the name of an animal, but it can be anything that will fit in with the ending "shit." For example, some popular names are dog, cow, sheep and horse. These would then translate into dogshit, cowshit, sheepshit and horseshit. Get it? Good.

Now that we all have our names, one player, either by choice or by election, tells a short story. The story can be as long or as short as you want, but it is suggested that you keep it under a minute in length, (unlike this explanation). The story must end with the line, " and I stepped in some ____ shit." In the blank would be the name of one of the players. So you would be saying, " and I stepped in some dog shit," for example. Once a players name has been called, that player has to respond with "Bullshit!" The player who started the game would then say, "Who shit?" The player who called out, "Bullshit" must then pick another player and say "____ shit." (cow shit for example) If any player messes up they drink and that player starts the game over with a new story that ends with the, "and I stepped in some ___ shit" line.

Make's sense? Perfectly clear? No Questions? We thought so. Here's a sample round to clarify. (We'll use letters to simplify)

A: One day I was walking down the road and I stepped in a big pile of some B-shit.
B: Bullshit.
A: Who shit?
B: C-shit.
C: Bullshit.
B: Who shit?
C: D-shit.
D: Bullshit.
C: Who shit?
D: Bullshit. ( D has just messed up and they now have to drink. D should have named another player instead of saying Bullshit. D would now start the game again with a new story.)
Some people like to play that you can't repeat the name of the person who just called your name. This is up to you. Got it now? If you don't, re-read the rules.

This game becomes very difficult for the mentally challenged, and those who have consumed much beverage. If you can remember everyone's name, alright at least two other people, then you will be okay. Just remember to stay awake and pay attention.